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FROM: THE DESK OF THE Zonal Coordinator.,
INTERNATIONAL PROMOTIONS/PRIZE AWARD DEPARTMENT,
21/9/2005
Attn:Dear winner.

We are pleased to inform you of the result of the The United Kingdom,
National Lottery which was Held on the 23th of July 2005. Due to a
slight mix up of names, the results were finally released on 20th of
August,2005. Your Email address attached to ticket number 025-11464992-750
with serial number 2113-05 drew the lucky number 1 2 9 18 23 33." that
consequently won the lottery in the 2nd category in the lottery web site.

You are therefore been approved for a sum total payout of £3,518,235 (
Three Million, five hundred and eighteen thousand Two hundred and
thirty five )British Pounds in cash credited to file
KPC/9080118308/02/UKNL.This is from a total cash prize of £50 Million UK pounds shared among
the first Fifty (50) lucky winners in this category. All participants
were selected through a computer ballot system drawn from 1,000,000.
names made up of Asia, Australia, Africa, New Zealand, Europe and North
America as part of our international promotions program which we Conduct
twice every year. This year Lottery Program Jackpot is the largest ever
for The
U.K. National Lottery. The estimated £50 million jackpot would be the
sixth biggest in Europe history. The biggest was the £140 million
jackpot that went to two winners in a May 2002 drawing of The Big Game Mega
Millions' predecessor.

However, your fund is now deposited in an offshore bank insured with
your secret winning number (GB870/LPRC), Reference number
(EAAL/9410Y1/02/UKNL), Batch number (12/25/0034) Due to the mix up of some numbers and
names, we advice that you keep this award from public notice until your
claim has been processed and your money remitted to your nominated bank
account as this is part of our security protocol to avoid double
claiming or unwarranted taking advantage of this program by the general
public.

Please note that your lucky winning number falls within our Africa
booklet representative office in Africa as indicated. In view of this, your
£3,518,235 ( Three Million, five hundred and eighteen thousand Two
hundred and thirty five ) would be released to you by our affiliate bank in
Africa Our agent will immediately commence the process to facilitate
the release of your funds to you as soon as you Contact her.

TO BEGIN YOUR CLAIM PLEASE CONTACT THIS AGENT:

Dr. Mary-Anne Paul.
Foreign Services Manager,
Payment and Release Order Dept.,
Uk Lottery International.
E-mail: mary_paul1960@yahoo.co.uk
Here is the informations that would be forwarded to her.

1. Name; Serial numbers; Ticket number; and Reference Numbers.
..................................................................................
2. Postal/ House Address:
....................................................................................
3. Occupation:
.................................................................................
4. Marital status:
.............................................................................
5. Age:
........................................................................................
6 Country: (Present Location)
..................................................................
7. Nationality:
................................................................................
8. Telephone:(House /Office)
..................................................................................
9 Fax numbers:
................................................................................
Your claims agent will assist you in the processing and remittance of
your prize funds into your designated bank account.
Note that all prize funds must be claimed not later than 29TH November,
2005. After this date all funds will be returned to the LOTTERY
TREASURY as unclaimed.
In order to avoid unnecessary delay and complications, please endeavour
to quote your Reference (EAASL/941OYI/02/UKNL) and Batch numbers
(12/25/0034) in every correspondence with your agent.

Furthermore, should There be any change in your address; do inform your
claims agent as soon as possible.
Congratulations once again from all members of our staff and thanks for
being part of our promotions program.

Yours faithfully,
Mr. Bakinson Peters(Phd).
Zonal Coordinator.
The U.K. National Lottery.
Phone: +4478 4010 1056.
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This email may contain information which is confidential and/or
privileged. The information is intended solely for the use of the individual
or entity named above. If you are not the intended recipient,be aware
that any disclosure, copying, distribution or use of the contents is
prohibited.If you have received this electronic transmission in
error,please notify the sender by telephone or return email and delete the
material from your computer.

Spam, die Zweite

Liebe Freunde,

Mein Name ist Valentin. Ich bin Student, und ich lebe mit meiner Mutter in der Stadt Kaluga, Russland. Meine Mutter ist ungultig. Sie kann nicht sehen, und sie erhalt Pension von der sehr seltenen Regierung, die nicht enought sogar fur Medikamente ist.

Ich arbeite sehr hart jeden Tag, um im Stande zu sein, die Notwendigkeiten fur meine Mutter zu kaufen, aber mein Gehalt ist sehr klein, weil meine Studien noch immer nicht fertig waren.

Wegen der tiefen Krise horten die Behorden Gas in unserem Bezirk auf, und jetzt konnen wir nicht unser Haus heizen. Ich weiss nicht was zu tun, weil das Wetter kalt hier bereits wird und die Temperatur in der Strasse niedriger sein kann als minus 20 Grad Celsius in nachsten Monaten. Ich bin sehr erschrocken, dass die Temperatur innerhalb unseres Hauses sehr kalt sein kann und wir nicht im Stande sein werden zu uberleben.

Deshalb sammelte ich mehrere E-Mail-Adressen, und dank des freien Internetzugangs an unserer lokalen Bibliothek entschied ich mich dafur, an Sie mit einem Gebet in meinem Herzen fur eine kleine Hilfe zu appellieren. Wenn Sie irgendwelchen alten elektrisches Heizgerat, warme Kleidung, elektrischen Wasserboiler, konserviertes und ausgetrocknetes Essen, Vitamine, Arzneimittel von der Kalte, irgendwelchen Hygiene-Produkten haben, bin ich Ihnen sehr dankbar, wenn Sie es an unsere Postadresse senden konnten, die ist:

Valentin Mihailyn,
Ryleewa Ulica, 6-45.
Kaluga. 248030,
Russia.

Wenn Sie denken, dass das besser oder fur Sie leichter sein wurde, mit etwas Geld zu helfen, schreiben Sie mir bitte zuruck, und ich gebe Ihnen Details, um es sicher zu senden, wenn Sie zustimmen. Diese Weise zu helfen besteht sehr gut darin, weil in diesem Fall ich im Stande sein werde, einen tragbaren Ofen zu kaufen und unser Haus wahrend des Winters zu heizen, weil der alte Ofen, den wir haben, mehr nicht arbeitet.

Ich hoffe, von Ihnen sehr bald zu horen, und ich bete das Sie werden im Stande sein, uns zu helfen, in diesem Winter zu uberleben. Ich hoffe auch sehr viel, dass diese harte Situation sehr bald in unserem Land besser werden wird.

Ich sende an Sie viele danke im Voraus fur Ihr freundliches Verstehen. Bitte, entschuldigen Sie mich fur eine beliebige Unbequemlichkeit das ich konnte an Sie von seinem Brief liefern.

Valentin und meine Mutter.
E-mail: valemik@

P.S. Ich habe diesen Brief auf die deutsche Sprache mit Hilfe des Computerubersetzers ubersetzt. Ich ware sehr froh wenn Sie englisch antworten konnen, da ich ihn sehr gut verstehe.

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FROM THE DESK OF :BARKISSA UMARU
AUDITING AND ACCOUNTING SECTION,
INTERNATIONAL BANK OF AFRICA(IBA),
OUAGADOUGOU BURKINA-FASO,WEST AFRICA.
EMAIL: @yahoo.fr privvate
TEL

Dear, SIR

(TOP SECRET)

I am.MISS.BARKISSA.the director in charge of auditing and accounting section of INTERNATIONAL BANK OF AFRICA(IBA) Ouagadougou Burkina-faso West Africa with due respect and regard. I have decided to contact you on a business that will be very beneficial to both of us at
the end of the transaction .

During our investigation and auditing in this bank, my department came across a very huge sum of money belonging to a deceased person who died on October 31st 1999 in a plane crash and the fund has been dormant in his account with this Bank without any claim of the fund in our custody either from his family or relation before our discovery to this development.The said amount was U.S $5.5M (FIVE million, five hundred thousand United States dollars)

As it may interest you to know, I got your impressive information through the Burkina-faso chamber of commerce on foreign business relations here in Ouagadougou Burkina-faso.

Meanwhile all the whole arrangement to put claim over this fund as the bonafide next of kin to the deceased, get the required approval and transfer this money to a foreign account has been put in place and directives and needed information will be relayed to you as soon as you indicate your interest and willingness to assist us and also benefit your self to this great business opportunity. In fact I could have done this deal alone but because of my position in this country as a civil servant(A Banker) i decided to involves out side person,that can assiste me in some small espencess to transfer the money to his account
this amount 5.5 millon dollars we have decided becuse of some reason to shift the money by security company direct to you we want to convert the money inform of luggage which we are going to deliver it to you by cash

why we made it so is becuse of the cost of transfer from bank to bank to secure the approval documents, or if you agree to do it bank to bank you inform us.so my good friend fell free on this business every arrengment has been made to deliver the luggage to your onwen destination, only get intunch with me by phone or my email so that i can tell you what to do nerst or give to us your bank informations imediately , your bank account number ,name of the bank , your full name, address of the bank for imediate action,

the delivering of the luggage to you will last only 7 working days after i recive your reply and your intrest in keeping the luggage till we come to your country, pls as soon as you got this my PROPOSAL pls reply me fast, so that i will stop nogociating for another clint
I will not fail to inform you that this transaction is 100% risk free. On smooth conclusion of this transaction, you will be entitled to 30% of the total sum as gratification, while 5% will be set aside to take care of expenses that may arise during the time of transfer and also telephone bills, while 65% will be for me and my partners. Please, you have been adviced to keep "top secret" as I am still in service and intend to retire from service after we conclude this deal with you.

I will be monitoring the whole situation here in this bank until you confirm the lugage in your country and ask me to come down to your country for subsequent sharing of the fund according to percentages previously indicated and further investment, either in your country or any country you advice us to invest in. All other necessary vital information will be sent to you when I hear from you.

I look forward to receive your immediate response through
my email: Tel 0022676633329 please call me on this number my partner mr ben martins will talk to if posible
Yours faithfully,

MISS BARKISSA UMARU

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Die Mitfavoriten auf den Etappensieg (Cancelara, McGee, Rogers) alle unter ferner liefen und kurz vor dem Ziel schnupft Lance auch noch Ulle auf, der eine Minute vor ihm gestartet war.

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